My Netgear Router Came Swathed In Dishonesty

So I had to go pick up a new wireless router yesterday, and picked up a plain $35 Netgear one. Checking the back, I noticed this amazing, amazing panel, full of the most misleading garbage I've seen in a long time. Netgear should be ashamed of themselves. Let's just take a look at what's wrong with this panel.

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